Impalement Travel

Thanks for your decision
To join our great sight-seeing tour
Take a seat
And listen:

He feels the spit up the ass
Straight away through the rectum
Saying hello to delicious feces
But please don't take photographs

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We journey on, short break at the colon sigmoideum
To get a downward overview
And now slide through some meters of Ilium and Jejunum
Please excuse that rotting smell

Short pee-pause and visit at
Colon transversum and duodenum
Taking some fine pankreas and liver holidays
And fast into the stomach
To analyze his final meal

Diaphragma causes one-day break
So take a cup of sleep
And up we go on wings of lungs
Flying right over the heart
Bombing run of maximum success stops the final beat
Forcing aortean explosion
Make sure the sprinkler works alright

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It's his last time offer
So book fast or be
Forever left behind

Finally we reached the larynx
Meat skewer is in position
So prepare for take-off
Gather round the open fire
Four star meal will soon be served

Ladies and gentlemen
Medical students and other perverts
You have to thank me
For giving you this inflammatory opportunity
For the first time in your senseless existence
You could watch life from inside
In the end, all of you will
Take part in my travel program
As you've agreed to in your contract
You all will feel honored about that, I'm sure
Who's gonna be first?