Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?

Can you spare any (social) change
after fucking every social donut hole?

The U.S. toilet is overflowing
(and sure needs an overthrowing)
With Mr. Media's diarrhea.

This dirty dickin' disaster.
All of the dirty dickin' during a diarrhea dilemma
This dirty dickin' dilemma.