Channel 16

They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate
in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
stole my identity
now I'm in here every evening
serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yee Haw)
I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts