Mortado

Running through the jungleRunning not to dieMortado and the CannibalsMortado crucified!Skewered to a treeMondo torture hellMortado and the CannibalsMortado lived to tell...Sticks and stones can break my bonesBut natives cannot hurt me!I lived through hell, I lived to tellBecause the Cannibals deserted me!Through my hands and feet were drivenCricifixion nailsAnd now you're paying to hearMy horrible cannibal tales!