Dear Uncle Creepy

Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been yearsMorbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fearsDear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?Some of the crap that's out these daysis such a bore to meDear Uncle Creepy...The shit they call "horror" in the comic storeNobody's got that style anymore!Pre-code classics provide the chillsThis high-tech bullshit never will!As far as movies are concerned,There's a plenty out that should be burnedThe horror's gone, big budget's hereWhatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shameThe "terror" of the 90's is so fucking LAME!!Whatever happened to the good ol' daysHas you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!