Dear Miss Lonely Hearts

Dear miss lonely hearts
I had to write this letter to tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet but I dated her sister
That's how I made my mistake and I can't forget her

I felt depressed
'Til a friend of mine suggested that I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness
It will persist

Lonely boy looking for another...
Lonely girl to love one another
Lonely hearts turn to each other
Lonely souls

Dear lonely boy
I doubt if my reply will bring much joy
It seems from your letter that you lied or strongly implied
That you were satisfied to take her sister by your side

I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness
So at best all I can suggest
Is that you resist and you put an end to such thoughts of silliness

Dear miss lonely hearts
I've got problems
You're the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl but I'm dating her sister
If I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her

Dear lonely girl
I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
But you must not trust this boy
You must not lust this boy
Resist and do not kiss this boy