Bad Bad Leroy Brown

Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named a Leroy Brown
Now Leroy was in trouble
He stood about six feet four
All the downtown ladies call him 'Treetop lover'
All the studs they call him "Sir"
And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Leroy he's a gambler
And he likes his fancy clothes
He likes to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an El Dorado too
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
Yeah, he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And he's meaner than a junkyard dog…