Nine Inches Of God

Tonight the nun is learning how to speak in tongues
Tonight she'll come to understand the evil one
Nine inches of God will rise to sing her songs of praise
Nine inches of God inside will rectify her ways.


Leve with the devil kneeling in the night
Take his tube and smoke his pipe
Join loins lock your glands
feel a roman spear in your hands


Nine Inches of God!


Servants of the Lord may not beget
But Satan's tool is always wet
Lost sheep, on heat?
let this be my body you eat!


Nine Inches of God!


(Solo)


Nine Inches of God!


Don't you see they've got it wrong.
Heaven is nine inches long
God's beard is just a pubic grin
Mother nature knows no sin!


Solo (w/Bell!)


And the Lord spake unto the nun saying,
"Lift up they nasty habit and let not thine candle
holder be hid from my sight. Neither let thy
choir boys fall upon the stony ground lest they
should never rise up again".


And the Lord spake again saying,
"If a nun snog a priest she shall rejoice,
even as the rabbits of the field rejoice
and if a nun putteth fire in the deacon's beacon
she shall fall down and know the fruits thereof
and when the spirit has entered into her she
shall sit upon the right hand of God
and know the joy of heaven - Amen