Frontier Psychiatrist

Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school!
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw.
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand!
The Baltimore County school board has decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system!

Oh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy,
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer!
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane!

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy.
Lie down on the couch. What does that mean?
You're a nut! (You’re a nut!) You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy.
I'm gonna kill you! That boy needs therapy.
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel !
Now when I count three…
That, that, that, that, that boy…boy needs therapy.
He was white as a sheet.
And he also made false teeth.

Avalanches is above, business continues below,
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! Mid, Mid, Midgets, and the Indians, and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist.
I... I felt strangely hypnotized.
I was in another world, a world of twenty, twenty thousand girls!
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball!
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin!
I promise my girlfriend I'd pick up the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist
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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy.
Lie down on the couch. What does that mean?
You're a nut! (You’re a nut!) You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy.
I'm gonna kill you! That boy needs therapy.
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel !
Now when I count three…
That, that, that, that, that boy…boy needs therapy.
He was white as a sheet.
And he also made false teeth.

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Um umm...um umm, a bird! Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.
Can you think of anything else?
A record, record, record !