Www

I sit down on my ass, then I turn on my PC
Diagnostics, virus-scan, I have to wait and see
Then my set-up tells me, that it�s OK to come in
Everything is alright, my session can begin

I hook up on the Internet, I sit and chat a while
I find someone I think I know, though I�ve never seen her smile
It�s getting kinda personal, my feelings are involved
She�s coming home to me, man, my problems could be solved

World Wide Web
World Wide Web

Triple W, I�m in love with you
You�re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can�t survive without you

She tells me all the things, that she would like to do to me
She urges me to buy a web-cam, so we can see
I rush down to the store, to buy the hardware I need
I hurry back, I link it up, I set to highest speed

World Wide Web
World Wide Web

Triple W, I�m in love with you
You�re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can�t survive without you

Triple W, I�m in love with you
You�re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can�t survive without you

Oh no, she�s a he!
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