MTV Recipe

from the album
"Cut the Crap"

Take a cup of lack-of-talent
add a fag who's good in bed
Dude with big lips, chick with big tits
Mix until they're dead
Sprinkle on some crappy lyrics
add a really stupid name
learn how to pose, ridiculous clothes
Voila' instant fame

You wanna be on MTV
- Well here's the recipe
You wannabees on MTV
Follow the recipe

Take a huge bag of assholes
Add a couple pounds of shit
some booze and cocaine, pretend you're insane
and steal some 50's hit
Make 'em think you're real pretentious
A serious poetic soul
You're dumb as a cow, you're famous but how ?
I don't really know

(Chorus)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!