Facelift Boogie

from the album
"Cut the Crap"

Hey all you ladies
I think it's time you got a life
Cheat Mother Nature
Lipo-suction and a knife
Your tits are hangin'
ball and chain around your knees
Your ass is draggin'
Put some clothes on if you please

Short mini dresses, legs are lookin' like a birds'
No plastic surgeon can pull a diamond out of a turd

Brand new you !
Young boys will get woodies !
That's true !
Do the face-lift boogie

Excuse me Granny
little curious that's all
Skin's like a condom
wrapped around a bowling ball
Rich. senile husband
so the doctor's getting paid
No operation's gonna help to get you laid

Brown bag of leather laying on the tanning bed
You better hurry
'cause in a few years
you might be dead


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!