Hello From Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say
That you are on my mind
I know it's stupid to dream
That you might think of me as a man
I can loose my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can pluck my own mustache

I read it's lame to wish
That you won't walk out on me
But I'm not embarassed to sing
Plainly the words love and your name
I can pay all my own bills (debts)
I can unroll (rip off) my own tights
I can untuck all I have to untuck
(I can humiliate myself to your face)
I can weep through my own midnights