Critter

If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie too

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter

Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah


13. Let Me Cum In

Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October
Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure?
I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes
I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes

Sexual tension, we both can feel it
I got a swollen member, I can't conceal it
Slide into your Comaro you see my circumstance
You tell me if I stay my friend has to stay in my pants

Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your house tonight
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me sleep on your couch, alright
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your house tonight
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Wanna be with you yeah

I know you want me, you know I want you
'Cause you like musicians and I like people with boobs
Your lips are soft and wet, your cheeks so smooth and rosy
It must be nice inside, my cock will be so warm and cosy
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your mouth tonight
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Baby, swallow my creamy load, don't bite
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your mouth tonight
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
I'll give you something to chew, yeah
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
I'll give you something to chew, yeah

Spreading your legs, I see it in your eyes
You're getting your eggs ready to fertalise
Don't get yourself excited 'cause I ain't going there
Don't need no kid to support, I'm going up in your rear

Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your ass tonight
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Your gluteus maximus, so tight
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Let me cum in your ass tonight
Let me cum in
Let me cum in
Your super duper pooper yeah
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Something new to you yeah
Ooh yeah
Ooh yeah
Something new to you yeah

Whoa, nothing new to you